Sgt. Major Hans Kuehn: Very interesting. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [muttering] Oh yes, heil Hitler. If my head is to roll, all heads will roll. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, Major Hochstetter. Company Credits Major Wolfgang Hochstetter | Hogan's Heroes | Fandom Yes, Major Hochstetter. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: First suppose you tell me what you were doing there. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [annoyed] Now tell me: was it Tuesday or was it Wednesday? Technical Specs, [repeated line, whenever Col. Hogans shows up], IMDb Poll Board's Favorite Christmas Song Performances, Who Is Do You Think Is The Most Funny Incompetent, Or Competent But Harried Boss. Lucky for you, I was *loaded*. You're not arranging right now for Zagoskin to escape to Russia? Hogan:"Last night I dreamt Schultz ate all the dynamites." LeBeau:"With him that's possible." Klink:"I can smell the sauerbraten. Hans Georg Schultz: Easy. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Well, we are centrally located. General Stauffen: Don't worry. Hogans Heroes Colonel Klink Quotes. QuotesGram Colonel Klink: [runs to the window and shouts outside] Schultz! Col. Robert E. Hogan: [dismissive] He really knows how to hurt a guy. Sgt. Sardines? Col. Robert E. Hogan: [talking about the show for Klink] All right, now, the main thing is to keep them entertained till the job is done. I will surround this camp with a ring of steel. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Ahhh. Andrew Carter: I think it's much safer to think of something else. The moonlight- it's beautiful on the laundry or the bakery. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Hogan, do you realize what General Burkhalter would say if he saw a chimpanzee working in the garden? Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz: What do you think? Publish Translation Find a translation for this quote in other languages: Select another language: - Select - (Chinese - Simplified) Sgt. My dear Major, there is no danger of it firing Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, the Baron was clever alright but not quite clever enough. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Klink explaining the purchasing plan] I understand they're already beginning to call it the "Klink Plan". Hogan's Heroes | Hogan's Heroes | Fandom You can depend on me, Major. General von Rauscher: Responsible for the security of our witness. Helga: Are you volunteering for active duty Herr Kommandant? : Sgt. Peter Newkirk: In that case, sir, why don't you tell us what you've thought of? I'm color-blind, you know. You've already figured how to turn this to your advantage. She is my interpreter, Hochstetter. Sgt. Louis LeBeau: You're wasting your time, Major Hochstetter. You're not arranging right now for Zagoskin to escape to Russia? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Yeah, that's not the code Oh, it's the old double-look method. Schultz: [walking in to the office introducing a Captain] Herr Kommandant, this is Captain M?ller. Did you hear me? "Hogan's Heroes" Everybody Loves a Snowman (TV Episode 1967) - IMDb After service in the Navy during WWII, Caine continued his studies at The School of . Anyone within a hundred yards of this rocket will be shot und reshot. Hans Georg Schultz: That's the only one I had. : Uh, did you come on military business, or is this a social call? You might as well have said Friday, for all I care. Back, back, all of you. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [after sending Maj. Hochstetters spy out of the office, making him believe they're gonna raid the prisoner's barracks Wednesday night] Tuesday night. Kinch: Didn't you hear what Schultz said? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Enough! General von Rauscher Sgt. Who is that woman? Cpl. Oh lovely tunnel I must say- pity it doesn't lead into a bank. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Ja, Kommandant Klink, a man who could have been great, except he wasn't very good. Andrew Carter: [mockingly] Lot of work to do. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Carter? Cpl. Cpl. That's worthy of Himmler himself, Major. James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: Well, how do we get ahold of it? Major Hochstetter: WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE? Hogan: [the phone rings while Hogan's men are cracking a safe] Answer the phone, tell him it's the wrong number. Dr. Hermann Felzer: You asked me that in Berlin, Herr General. Col. Wilhelm Klink: It was a million-to-one shot that the candles would have hit the truck. [He puts it on and looks in a mirror], Col. Robert E. Hogan: He's also given you a new name, Schultz. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Major Hochstetter, Herr General, in charge of security here, and you're all much too close to this rocket. Sgt. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I assume you have set up a strong guard for the plane? Peter Newkirk: [as Humphrey Bogart] Then droppen sie dead. Newkirk: Oh no, must be half past ten by now. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Like all of us, the general has his good points as well as his faults. He has saved us all. It is, or should be, the title of a book that I'm hoping one of you out there will write someday. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Someone around here has to be. Andrew Carter: Schultz says I might get shot. Cpl. He'll do for them what he's done for you. What better place to keep him. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: What they're using here i a variation on the old Fessenhoffer Cipher. Howard Caine Cohen (1926-1993) - Find a Grave Memorial General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: As who is? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Did I say red dress? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: I haven't asked you anything yet. He's made you an honorary Chief of the Sioux tribe. Basic vowel substitutes. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Why don't you call headquarters and let them send over an expert. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Oh, Nimrod is a very brilliant man. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Something like that. Time changes things, God changes things, the dictators change things, but writers can't change anything. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Ah, leave that to me, General Burkhalter. Howard Caine: Maj. Hochstetter - IMDb It's some kind of instructions fro Nimrod. James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: [skims through a collection of maps and finds Pittsburgh] Pittsburgh? We can't keep a prisoner! Col. Wilhelm Klink: Hogan, you don't understand. And a 'Good day' to you, too, Schultz. LeBeau glares at him] At 9:55, I go into the station master, and I tell him I have this package that has to go out on the Berlin Express. Peter Newkirk: [as Sydney Greenstreet] Oh, fluently, sir, fluently. Hogan: [pointing at officer] This man is to be court martialed and *shot!*. [Normal tone of voice] You make me feel terrible. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [Zagoskin hands him his notebook] Until I clear you, you will please stop inventing. Peter Newkirk: What you mean by that, Colonel? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Isn't it about time you found out. Helga: As a warrior, you must feel it deeply. The actress, named Sabrina Scharf, had a booming body, so I googled her, and guess who else she played on a 60s TV show. Learning to erase his Southern accent, he went on to became a master of 32 foreign and American dialects. Sgt. No matter who you're calling it's still the wrong number because I don't even have a phone! I fully intend - - Hogan, why are you so composed? You heard the phone ring. Are you aware that I am in charge of this project, and that this is the inventor? Peter Newkirk: I find that question, sir, 'ighly insulting. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: That phone call. Quotes.net. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I consider it the perfect oversight. Thank you. I want you to tell me in your own words exactly how did the radio detector truck get put out of action? Andrew Carter: Sure. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Physical fitness is one thing. Kindly be just as clever and get these plans out of this one. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [Interrupting] HOLD IT! Sgt. The war is back on! KLINK Go get Colonel Hogan. Colonel Klink: If those orders are not carried out, both you and the courier will be court-martialed, shot and sent to the Russian front! Just let us all know when it's time for Roll Call, will you? Louis LeBeau: What about me, Colonel? Crazy credits In the credits, there is a 'Lieutenant Rosen' listed. All heads will roll! Poor Putzie. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I'm sure Mrs. Burkhalter was famished when she arrived. No one in or out without my permission. Cpl. Throw away the key. "Hogan's Heroes" Happy Birthday, Dear Hogan (TV Episode 1969) - IMDb Col. Wilhelm Klink: That is exactly what I was going to say, General. Who are you? Cpl. Perhaps, someday, as a fallen hero, I shall be carried off to Valhalla across the saddle of a beautiful German war maiden, such as you my dear Helga. I'm not holding a girl. [a German guard is fending off POW Newkirk from a restricted area]. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [annoyed] Colonel Hogan, I'm very busy this morning - dispatches from Berlin. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, how is dear wife the charming and delightful Fran General? Col. Wilhelm Klink: An award? Parody Displacement: Hogan's Heroes is a parody of WWII POW films like Stalag 17, The Great Escape, and The Bridge on the River Kwai. The Defector | Hogan's Heroes | Fandom General von Rauscher, Col. Wilhelm Klink: My dear major, there is no danger of it firing- General von Rauscher: Firing? Release Dates No one has ever escaped from Stalag 13. [Klink brags that he is in tip-top physical shape]. Hans Georg Schultz: Could I think about that, Herr Commandant? Sgt. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Witness? The ultimate weapon didn't quite work out. Hogan's Heroes - Major Hochstetter Compilation "Who/What is - YouTube "Hogan's Heroes" Six Lessons from Madame LaGrange (TV Episode 1970 Hans Georg Schultz: Well Colonel Hogan asked me if he could leave the camp tonight again to see the baroness. Sgt. Still, you're a likable clod. Hogan's Heroes (1965) mistakes in show generally : Can't hold their liquor. Col. Wilhelm Klink: No, sir. Col. Robert E. Hogan Col. Wilhelm Klink: I taught him everything he knew about flying. Cpl. List of Hogan's Heroes characters - Wikipedia Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [annoyed] I didn't say you said anything about Friday. I was the top man in my unit. You remember - we told Klink LeBeau was part Chinese and we had to have firecrackers to celebrate Chinese New Years. Witness? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Who is that woman? Col. Robert E. Hogan: The call sir, it's after 7:00 you get the night rate. Major Hochstetter is often shown in a black Gestapo uniform despite that uniform being abolished in 1939. It's in the neighborhood. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Hogan thinks he can outsmart me. General von Rauscher: Are you aware that I am in charge of this project, and that this is the inventor? What good is a rusty monocle? Probably an oversight at headquarters. You'd make somebody a good wife. Hochstetter:"In the middle of a war, you give yourself a birthday party?" Hogan:"Not at all, Major. Of course you are. Werner Klemperer played Colonel Wilhelm Klink, the incompetent commandant of the camp, and John Banner played the bungling sergeant-of-the-guard, Sergeant Hans Schultz. Cpl. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: And if you ever tell anyone, I will have you kept in this cooler for a year. : Col. Hogan! Cpl. Didn't I tell you I could break this code. : I will be here every single day until I find these men. : He studied under Colonel Klink Bloopers [] Major Hochstetter says that Hammelburg (near Stalag 13) has been chosen because of its proximity to Dsseldorf, but his geography is way off -- Hammelburg is 250KM from Dsseldorf. I've taken all the necessary precautions. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [indignantly] That's to keep the tooth warm! Colonel Klink: [about how he got Hogan out of the cooler] I used all my intelligence and craftiness. They got him. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, sir, I'm ignorant. He knows what he's doing. Traitors, all of you. Cpl. Officer: [approaches Hogan] Might I assist you? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [trying to find the three scientist] I'll send to headquarters in Hammelburg. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Traitors, all of them. : Col. Robert E. Hogan: The party was for me, sir. Hans Georg Schultz: Colonel Hogan, he said a terrible thing to you! Colonel Klink: I will thank him the next time I see him, huh? Col. Robert E. Hogan: [discussing the Crittendon Plan] All I can say, Crittendon, is it better be good. I'm worried about spying. : Himmler is a rat fink. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [hanging up the phone] General Burkhalter, I'm sorry to say your sister has been kidnapped. Col. Robert E. Hogan: This little caper of yours better come off. Close the gates! Sgt. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I'm really not in need of another officer. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink, do not try to explain this incident to him. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Hogan, are you a spy? Hans Georg Schultz: Oh, no, Herr Commandant. Col. Robert E. Hogan: It's a lot better than if he saw him lying in the sack goldbricking. : : This is WHY Major Wolfgang Hochstetter Was PROBABLY Agent "Nimrod!" Many watching Hogan's Heroes have seen the episode, the Missing Klink. Rate this quote: 0.0 / 0 votes 207 Views Share your thoughts on this Hogan's Heroes's quote with the community: 0 Comments Notify me of new comments via email. Sticky Wicket Newkirk | Hogan's Heroes | Fandom Huh! :
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