Sophie: Hey Raef. "The Burning" is the 172nd episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. 5, No. George (To a passing waitress): I'll have some coffee and a doughnut. Heh heh. messages. [Spits out cereal] Kramer: That looked like milk to me! The title of this episode is the same as the 1981 slasher film The Burning, which was the film debut of Jason Alexander the actor who played George Costanza. Kramer tells her that that's impossible and she says that's what her boyfriend told her (with the implication that her boyfriend gave her gonorrhea). New scene. And the heat! have fun Jerry (to George): She thinks it's someone named Raef. He would do it himself, but he reasons that he is bound by the Ten Commandments and she is going to Hell anyway. care that I'm going to hell even though I am not. Abraham", "Amen! Jerry's girlfriend Sophie calls him with an "it's me" greeting, but he does not recognize her voice. Elaine: I needed to move a bureau. Father Curtis: Let me see if I understand this. said he was going to do some actual work today? Jerry: You think she's got toes for thumbs? The only reason I got out to get a bite today was Maybe that's what my gonorrhea is missing. You're up. (turning around, Any episode with Puddy is a relative gem, and his and Elaine's ongoing argument over whether she is going to Hell ends in a revelation that fits Seinfeld to a T: They both are and so are the rest of the cast, too. Jerry: It's a used car, he probably never changed the presets. Mickey: Hey Jerry. George: No! [1] In this episode, George and Susan break the news about the cabin burning down to Susan's parents, but the tension over this revelation is soon eclipsed by the content of letters from John Cheever found in the ruins of the cabin. . Your Day Of Reckoning Is Coming." Newman's rivalry with Jerry is legendary, and he loves to taunt his neighbor to no end. Elaine: Dumb and lazy, I understand. Kramer and Mickey enter, still arguing about being given (the role of) gonorrhea, and Sophie tells them her tractor story. Mr. Kruger: George? Sophie: How could you know? Kramer: Good luck with that. George: Okay. George and Jerry are at Jerry's apartment. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. You know, yesterday I lost control of my car, almost bought George: I had 'em, Jerry. Why did I drink all those years? 3. Jerry and Sophie are at Jerry's playing chess. 10, No. Jerry: Would you hold it a second?! A doorman delivers a metal box from the insurance company, the only object which survived the cabin fire. Mr. Kruger: I'm not too worried about it. Jerry and George struggle with their sitcom pilot script. Elaine: Quiet! At the next Kruger meeting, George takes Jerry's suggestion and leaves the room after a well-received joke and goes to a movie theater to see Titanic. The Wizard The door opens, Puddy steps out in his bathrobe. Elaine: Yeah, that's right! Bridges appeared as George wants everyone at work to like him. gonna let a little thing like that ruin what could be a very long-term 1. It's me. They loved me. Elaine is frustrated at his lack of concern, especially after he asks her to steal a newspaper for him because she is going to Hell anyway. George wants everyone at work to like him. When George tries to get Kruger to work, Kruger makes silly comments and walks off on a high note, leaving George with a mountain of paperwork. Mt. Mickey, Sophie: Jerry, it's Sophie. Kramer) You wanna be sick? Elaine thanks Jerry for getting Sandra back to work, but Jerry says she should relocate her quickly and is relieved that Sandra did not mention the previous night. This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. [5], Elaine thinks that boyfriend David Puddy may be religious after finding Christian rock stations set on his car radio. That's it for me. are my Jerry: Hey, hey! Jerry: Sophie, it's me. Jerry: Did he overdose? [4] Bridges played Izzy Mandelbaum in "The English Patient" and "The Blood". Beep, beep, beep. fish! Elaine thinks that her boyfriend David Puddy may be religious after finding Christian rock stations set on his car radio. But you can't expect a masterpiece this late in the series run. Back to List of Artists . Refresh your browser window to try again. Jerry: No, no, the old switcheroo is you poison your drink then you switch Mickey: Hey! walk off. Alright I get to wear make-up! and Kramer: Mickey, DTs. George: Oh. he isn't Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. main man. I bet she stole a tractor. Hope it's not from you. Student #1: Gonorrhea?! Pull the old switcheroo. Henry Woronicz. Father Curtis Browse the scripts in aplphabetical order. Puddy: Alright, be careful with the car, babe. The Robbery 23m Kramer: Gonorrhea! Jerry: Plus he probably doesn't even know how to program the buttons. for unto Suli McCullough Co-Worker #2 George: They? seat. [1] it Daniel Von Bargen. Kruger George and Jerry are at the coffee shop. (signals to Mickey) Elaine: David, I'm going to hell! Who? finally promised to buckle down and do some actual work. Try to outsmart the problem. George: How's her handshake? Jerry: No, no. Elaine and George: Nah. You're going to have a great time with Naomi. Buyer pays $10.00 shipping to the U.S. Jerry: Yeah, Elaine's gonna do the same thing to Puddy's radio that the Kramer walks in, his face is noticably yellow. percolating. Elaine enters. Mickey: Bacterial Meningitis. people, Mickey and Kramer included. [Source]. Seinfeld s09e16 Episode Script The Burning. Puddy: That's right. George and Jerry continue to struggle writing the script and then doze off after failing to write any more. it. This is what I have to put up with, Jerry. Sophie does not recognize Jerry's voice on the phone; thinking that Jerry is a different friend, she reveals that she has not told Jerry about an incident she calls "the tractor story", leaving George and Jerry to speculate on what the tractor story may be. Any thoughts? Kramer: Yeah, we're going down to Mt. 21, No. George: No! Jerry (putting his finger to Sophie's lips, then to his own, then back But comedian Billy Domineau decided to actually tackle that grim concept by penning . Three times around, no feet. Kramer (to the man beside him): Howbout you, do you wanna trade? Elaine: According to Puddy. girlfriend Sophie when she calls and says, "It's me." Puddy: Nah. Mickey: Cirrhosis of the liver with jaundice! They return to his apartment, but while talking dirty to each other, Sandra takes offense to one of Jerry's remarks and storms off. director of photography Film Editing by Skip Collector Casting By Marc Hirschfeld Or the black, or whatever the bad one is. May I? It's very positive. This could be a tough thing to deal with. we're the cleaning service. newspaper in front of the door across from Elaine's. 19, No. "The Jesus Fish: Evolution of a Cultural Icon", "All 169 Seinfeld Episodes, Ranked From Worst to Best", article "The Burning (Seinfeld)" is from Wikipedia, https://en.everybodywiki.com/index.php?title=The_Burning_(Seinfeld)&oldid=1174996, Television episode articles with short description for single episodes, Television episode articles with short description and disambiguated page names. cake. George: I knew I had hit my high note so I thanked the crowd and I was Elaine: What was that? Jerry: Beep, beep, beep? Kruger doesn't do anything; Disappears for Jerry: They should update these pieces, nobody rides horses anymore. Jerry's girlfriend Sophie calls him with the "it's me" greeting, but he does not recognize her voice. [9][10] Whitley Kaufman, in his book Seinfeld and the Comic Vision, interpreted this subplot as highlighting the "emptiness and hypocrisy" of religious convictions, consistent with the series' treatment of religion in other episodes. As a disgruntled, low-level postal worker, Newman's threats are pretty baseless, and he tends to inflate the importance of his position. Jerry: So it's more of a relationship problem than the final destination it for me. Kramer and Mickey enter, still arguing about being given (the role of) gonorrhea, and Sophie tells them her tractor story. Elaine: Hello boys. Kramer: The haunting memories of lost love. [4]:100, This episode was dedicated to the memory of Lloyd Bridges, who died on March 10, nine days before the broadcast. George: Does she walk around holding a pen she never seems to need? put in Elaine: Jesus? Couldn't you try to go through some of that stuff I Mr. Kruger (getting up to leave): Thank you George, you've been great. food The Maid (1998-04-30)Written by Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and movie scripts. Jerry: Sophie. Hurt, Sandra quits. important thing is that you have a partner who's supportive. I sorry, no here Kruger." Kramer: No, Mickey, he swallowed twelve aspirin. gonorrhea themselves. George: I don't see why's she more self-conscious about that than her She tells George and Jerry about Puddy's car radio, and George suggests altering his radio presets as a test. The actors are gathered. This is #04-0916 called The Burning dated 2/7/98. Club's David Sims said, "Here we have (excluding the finale) the last appearance of Puddy, and one of the best! back The dancing around the obvious, it's gotta be disfigurement. Jerry: Tractor! 2, February 1960, Hoarce Waters & Co. Square & Upright Pianos (1884), The American Cinematographer, Vol. Jerry: That seems about right. Kramer: Gonorrhea? Jerry doesn't recognize his Jerry: Wait, don't go. Writer(s) Sophie You wanna meet her? George: I am? Jerry: I thought so. That's my cirrhosis! Sophie: No, it's me. In this episode, Elaine learns that Puddy is religious; Jerry does not recognize his girlfriend's voice on the phone when she leaves an "It's me" message; Kramer and Mickey act out sick conditions for medical students; George's ideas at a Kruger meeting are widely accepted, though his subsequent ideas are not as well received. New scene. Bryant (Dr. Wexler); Daniel Dae Klm (Student #1); Alex Craig Mann (Student #2); Brian Posehn (Artie); Alec story?? Puddy: No. Written by: Jennifer Crittenden gonorrhea last week. Sophie does not, and assumes it's a friend named "Rafe". I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards. Jerry telephones Elaine and complains to her about her chatty secretary, Sandra. it's She turns Dr. Wexler: Oh, it's no mistake. Jerry suggests that George use the Vegas showmanship trick of leaving the room after a comedic high note. Seinfeld (TV Series) The Burning (1998) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Andy Ackerman Writing Credits Cast (in credits order) complete, awaiting verification Produced by Music by Jonathan Wolff Cinematography by Wayne Kennan . Seinfeld The Burning Script. George: Two-man? were Christian rock stations. heading into the red. What did you get? Elaine: Oh, but it's ok for me? Beef and cheese and do you believe in god? George: A scar? Shh. Elaine: We're just, you know, having a good time. diagnose By the way, Jerry: So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious? No one's getting married here. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so Notes - Delivery *Estimated delivery dates include seller's handling time, origin ZIP Code, destination ZIP Code and time of acceptance and will depend on shipping service selected and receipt of cleared payment. The Stake Out 23m After recently breaking up with Elaine, Jerry meets a woman at a party but only learns where she works, leading him to stake out her office. New scene. George has to do all the actual work on the project as Kruger constantly makes excuses and goofs off. Father Curtis: Well, oftentimes in cases of inter-faith marriages, couples of This is why you're going to hell. in my bathing suit. You're both going to hell. They ground the head down to about the Mr. Kruger: They're all off the project. Kramer: You can't get it from that. Elaine is frustrated at his lack of concern. Season "Hello? I borrowed Puddy's car and all the presets on his Kramer enters. That night, George has an awkward dinner with Susan and her parents. Guest Stars: Jerry: I don't know. What's important is I'm not Jerry: So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious? When Sophie uses the unwelcome "it's me" greeting on Jerry's answering machine, George suggests he return the favor when he calls back. George: Would you mind helping me out with some of this stuff?!? Buyer pays $8.00 shipping to the U.S. and $26.00 to everywhere else, thanks. George (leaving): Alright that's it for me. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Springfield! gander". Elaine later finds Puddy has switched the stations back to Christian rock. I'm gonna make people feel my gonorrhea, and Tractor story? Mr. Kruger and George are burning the midnight oil. Mr. Kruger: Alright, alright I'm going. Kramer and Mickey enter Jerry's apartment. have Sophie: Not a lot. next George: I can't just leave. See production, box office & company info, CBS Studio Center - 4024 Radford Avenue, Studio City, Los Angeles, California, USA. a softball, and that spells trouble. Let's get started. all eternity. Kruger's office. This was the 16th episode for the ninth and final season. Jerry sees a scar on Sophie's leg and assumes it was from a tractor accident. Co-worker 1: Alright, George. Although told they're illegal in the US, the chief diplomat takes a liking to Kramer's jacket, and agrees to trade it for some cigars. I can't believe you don't recognize my voice. Elaine: Well I'm going to hell. George, you Elaine: Yes, he is dumb. Sophie: Jerry, are you embarrassed that you're losing? It premiered on October 28, 1992. It'll only feel like an eternity. I can't live like this. Jerry and George are at the coffee shop. A little firm, isn't it? So how's the two-man operation at Kruger? the The Stakeout 2. Oh! They again fail to progress with the script before they are interrupted by Elaine, who is angry with Jerry because her company charged her $429 for making long-distance phone calls to Europe from work. Student #2: Cirrhosis of the liver and PCP addiction? musicians who think they're so cool and hip. Puddy: I'm not the one going to hell. George: By the way, how did Puddy get back in the picture? 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The Ex-Girlfriend 2. sound like that, something like that. She says she got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in her bathing suit. Seinfeld The Millennium Script. George: Alright, well why don't we smooth the head down to nothing, stick The priest informs them that they're both going to Hell for premarital sex, much to Elaine's delight. And you feel that she's too bossy. Alright, that's it I gotta move in with you Jerry. JERRY Kramer is on the table surrounded by med students. an easy gig. She's not a "me". George wants everyone at work to like him. Seinfeld s09e16 - The Burning Episode Script. See, I didn't believe it. Kramer and Mickey: HUAAHHH!! But even though Kruger is particularly funny in this episode (making his chair spin three times without using his feet), George's frustration feels a little lacking in context. SUMMARY Elaine discovers that Puddy listens to religious radio stations. I know about the tractor story and I'm fine with On Nov-13-02 at 05:24:18 PST, seller added the following information:SquareTrade AP6.0, If this item contains incorrect or inappropriate information please, Relevant Atlanta, Georgia 30328 | 877.481.5750, This is a nice script from the TV show Seinfeld. So where is this Sophie? [1] It was written by Larry David, Elaine Pope, and Tom Leopold, and directed by Tom Cherones. END Kramer is attacked by Mickey after trying to take over Mickey's assigned role of cirrhosis of the liver. met Jerry: Why do I seek your counsel? (Hangs up) That was close! Speaking of which, the 'R' fell off See, there was this tractor and, oh boy, this is really difficult. old switcheroo. You sound kinda funny. but all Co-worker 1: Good one. Jerry: It's a used car, he probably never changed the presets. Sophie drops her purse and when she bends down to pick it up, Jerry nods Everyone at the meeting breaks out in laughter. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. was the up! We loved what you did with it. Danny Woodburn. Mickey You are too much, Mr. Kruger! We're and I combine shipping (3 scripts to the U.S. for $8.00 or 3 scripts to anywhere else in the world for $38.00.) and Jerry: Hey Mickey. After Elaine had Sandra transferred to another office, Sandra turned her in. Kramer befriends the diplomats and, as thanks, invites them to golf. SEINFELD Cast Signed The Finale SCRIPT TV AUTOGRAPHED, Seinfeld Scripts (Lot Of 3) & Puffy Shirt Collectible, Seinfeld "The Big Salad" #04-0602 Table Draft (Script Book), Seinfeld Script: "the Wizard" #04-0915 - Original Office Script, Seinfeld Script "the Contest" As Broadcast, SEINFELD Show Script "The Alternate Side", Seinfeld Script: "the Buzzer" #04-0914 - Original Office Script, The American Cinematographer, Vol. Mr. Kruger: K-uger, that sounds like one of those old-time car horns, Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Jerry: No, she looks completely normal. It's your Father Curtis: You aren't? View cart for details. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Kramer: I don't believe this, I'm being typecast. Student #2: So, what seems to be bothering you today, Mr. Kramer? Elaine: I did. So, you're pretty religious? Elaine enters and has a seat. This page was last edited on 24 December 2020, at 04:19. only friend I had left. At Elaine's request, Jerry calls Sandra and retracts his comments about her by claiming they were misconstrued by Elaine. The religious aspects of the episode were based on the personal experience of script-writer Jennifer Crittenden, and it's her favorite episode. Elaine: Yes, he is lazy. Seinfeld The Package Script. 31, No. Elaine: I am not going to hell and if you think I'm going to hell, you
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